03 Star Trek The Sex Generation

Star Trek: The Next Generation Cast
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Patrick Stewart
Commander William T. Riker: Jonathan Frakes
Commander Deanna Troi: Marina Sirtis
Lieutenant Commander Data: Brent Spiner
Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge: LeVar Burton
Lieutenant Commander Worf: Michael Dorn
Dr. Beverly Crusher: Gates McFadden
Ensign Wesley Crusher, 26 years old: Wil Wheaton

The Granger Family and Friends
Lesley, Georda and Dana Granger, 26 years old: Me
Lesley, Georda and Dana's mother, Terri Granger: Terri Irwin
Lesley, Georda and Dana's father, Colby Granger: Dylan Bruno
Lesley, Georda and Dana's older brother, Sportacus, 29 years old: Magnús Örn Scheving
Sportacus' girlfriend, Stephanie, 29 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Stephanie's twin sister, Trixie's older sister, Pixey, 29 years old: Julianna Rose Mauriello (duel role)
Stephanie's younger sister, Trixie, 26 years old: Sarah Burgess
Stephanie and Pixey's younger sister, Trixie's twin sister, Zeena, 26 years old: Sarah Burgess (duel role)
Trixie's boyfriend, Stingy, 26 years old: Jodi Eichelberger
Stingy's older brother Pixey's boyfriend, Pixel, 29 years old: Kobie Powell
Stingy's younger brother Zeena's boyfriend, Ziggy, 26 years old: Guðmundur Þór Kárason
Lesley, Georda and Dana's older sister, Georgia Granger, 27 years old: Rolanda
Georgia's boyfriend: Georgie Byron, 27 years old: Geoff

Chapter 1
Three New Arrivals

One day the crew aboard the Enterprise got word that they are going to have three new arrivals coming aboard.
RIKER: Captain, what do you think our three new arrivals look like?
JEAN-LUC: I'm not sure, Number One.
A few minutes later the new arrivals were aboard the Enterprise and the Captain had them escorted to the bridge. A few minutes later the new arrivals were on the bridge.
JEAN-LUC: You must me our new arrivals?
THE FIRST GIRL: Yes we are. I'm Lesley Granger.
RIKER: Nice to meet you Lesley. Who are these two girls?
LESLEY: These are my sisters. This is Georda Granger and this is Dana Granger. We are triplets.
JEAN-LUC: You don't look alike.
GEORDA: Well I was always out in the sun and that is why I look so dark compare to my sisters.
JEAN-LUC: If you don't mind me asking. What happen to your eyes?
GEORDA: Well I'm wearing this visor because I was born blind.
RIKER: What about you Dana?
DANA: As you can see I am not quite human.
Just then Wesley, Geordi and Data walked on to the bridge. When they saw the Granger Triplets they fell in love with them. Wesley fell in love with Lesley, Geordi fell in love with Georda and Data fell in love with Dana. Also the Granger Triplets fell in love with Wesley, Geordi and Data. Lesley fell in love with Wesley, Georda fell in love with Geordi and Dana fell in love with Data. Wesley goes and introduces himself to Lesley.
WESLEY: Hi, I'm Wesley Crusher.
LESLEY: I'm Lesley Granger.
Geordi goes and introduces himself to Georda.
GEORDI: Hi, I'm Geordi LaForge.
GEORDA: I'm Georda Granger.
Data goes and introduces himself to Dana.
DATA: Hi, I am Data.
DANA: I am Dana Granger.
A few minutes later the Granger Triplets were escorted to their quarters that they will be sharing with each other. They than started talking about Wesley, Geordi and Data.
LESLEY: Wesley is the most gorgeous man I've ever met.
GEORDA: Geordi is the most gorgeous man I've ever met.
DANA: Data is the most gorgeous man I have ever met.
LESLEY: Georda are you in love with Geordi?
GEORDA: Yes I am. Are you in love with Wesley?
LESLEY: Yes I am. Dana are you in love with Data.
DANA: Yes I am.
GEORDA: Why Data?
DANA: Well I can see that he is not quite human just like me.
LESLEY: That's cool. What about Geordi?
GEORDA: Well I can see that he has the same visor as I do.
DANA: What about Wesley?
LESLEY: Well I can tell that he is very intelligent. I also want a very intelligent boyfriend.
GEORDA: Why?
LESLEY: Well I find them the sexiest.
GEORDA: Are you going to tell Wesley that you are in love with him?
LESLEY: Not yet I'm not.
DANA: Why not?
LESLEY: I'm afraid to tell him.
GEORDA: Why?
LESLEY: What if he doesn't feel the same way about me?
GEORDA: I'm afraid to tell Geordi that I'm in love with him.
DANA: I am also afraid to tell Data that I am in love with him.
LESLEY: Let me guess: Is it because you think that they might not feel the same way about you?
GEORDA: That's right.
DANA: That is right.
GEORDA: Well we have to tell them before it's too late.
LESLEY: Yes I know. Since I'm the oldest I guess I could go first.
GEORDA: Are you going to go tell him now or later?
LESLEY: I think that I should go tell him tomorrow because it's getting late and I'm getting tired.
GEORDA: Yeah so am I.
DANA: Me too.
Later that night the Granger Triplets fell asleep. Lesley fell asleep dreaming about Wesley, Georda fell asleep dreaming about Geordi and Dana fell asleep dreaming about Data. Also Wesley fell asleep dreaming about Lesley, Geordi fell asleep dreaming about Georda and Data was thinking about Dana through the whole night.

Chapter 2
Telling Wesley The Truth

The next day Lesley went to go talk to Wesley's mother, Dr. Beverly Crusher who was in Sickbay when she found her.
LESLEY: Dr. Crusher, may I talk to you for a moment alone?
BEVERLY: Of course you may, Lesley.
So Beverly and Lesley went out of earshot of everyone in Sickbay.
BEVERLY: What is that you wanted to talk to me about?
LESLEY: Wesley Crusher.
BEVERLY: My son?
LESLEY: Yes your, son. I mean your gorgeous son.
BEVERLY: You think my son is gorgeous.
LESLEY: Yes I do. He is so drop dead gorgeous.
BEVERLY: Are you in love with him?
LESLEY: Yes I am, but I'm afraid to tell him that I am.
BEVERLY: Why is that?
LESLEY: What if he doesn't feel the same way about me.
BEVERLY: Would you like me to talk to him?
LESLEY: Yes please.
BEVERLY: Ok I will.
LESLEY: Please don't tell me that I'm in love with him because I want to tell him myself when I'm ready to tell him.
BEVERLY: Don't worry I won't I promise.
LESLEY: Thank you, Dr. Crusher.
BEVERLY: Please call me Beverly.
As Lesley was leaving Sickbay she literally bumped into Wesley who was just entering Sickbay to talk to his mother.
WESLEY: Oh, I'm sorry Lesley. I wasn't watching where I was going.
LESLEY: It's ok, Wesley, its my fault I wasn't watching where I was going.
Beverly saw the whole thing and all that she could do was smile. A few minutes later Wesley was talking to his mother.
WESLEY: Mom, I need to talk to you.
BEVERLY: About what, son?
WESLEY: About that new girl that was just in here, Lesley Granger.
BEVERLY: What about her?
WESLEY: Well she is the most beautiful girl that I have ever seen in my whole entire life.
BEVERLY: Are you in love with her, son?
WESLEY: Yes I am, but...
BEVERLY: (interrupted) But you're afraid to tell her aren't you?
WESLEY: How did you know that?
BEVERLY: I have my ways, son.
WESLEY: I'm afraid to tell her because what if she didn't feel the same way about me.
BEVERLY: (under her breath) You'll be surprised my son.
WESLEY: Mom, what should I do?
BEVERLY: I think that you should tell her before it's to late.
WESLEY: I will but I think I will tell her when I'm ready to tell her.
~Meanwhile in the Granger Triplets quarters~
GEORDA: Where did you go, Les?
LESLEY: I went to Sickbay.
DANA: Why?
LESLEY: To talk to Dr. Crusher.
GEORDA: As in Wesley Crusher's mother?
LESLEY: Yes his mother. She told me that I could call her Beverly.
GEORDA: Why did you go talk to her?
LESLEY: I wanted to talk to her about her son.
GEORDA: Why?
LESLEY: I told her that I was in love with him.
GEORDA: What happen after you talked to Dr. Crusher?
LESLEY: Well as I was leaving Sickbay, I literally bumped into Wesley.
GEORDA: Why did he enter Sickbay?
LESLEY: I guess to talk to his mother.
GEORDA: Do you know why he wanted to talk to his mother?
LESLEY: No I didn't get a chance to ask him why.
An hour later Lesley had decided to talk to Wesley about how she feels about him. She found herself on the bridge because that was where she had found Wesley.
JEAN-LUC: Lesley Granger may I help you?
LESLEY: Captain I was wondering if I could borrow Wesley Crusher for a moment?
JEAN-LUC: May I ask why?
LESLEY: I just need his help with something.
JEAN-LUC: Couldn't I help you with it?
LESLEY: No, I'm sorry, Captain.
RIKER: What about me? Couldn't I help you with it?
LESLEY: I'm sorry Riker but you can't help me with it either.
JEAN-LUC: What about Worf?
LESLEY: No, I'm afraid not.
JEAN-LUC: How about Deanna?
LESLEY: No it can't be her.
DEANNA: Sir, I know why she needs Wesley to help her.
LESLEY: Deanna's right, Captain and I'll let her tell you after Wesley and I leave the bridge.
So Captain let Wesley go with Lesley. As Wesley and Lesley are on the Turbolift to Ten Forward, Deanna was telling the bridge crew why Lesley needed Wesley to help her.
JEAN-LUC: Deanna please tell us why Lesley needed Wesley to help her and not one of us to help her?
DEANNA: Captain she needed Wesley because she's in love with him.
RIKER: Are you sure Deanna?
DEANNA: Yes I am Will.
JEAN-LUC: What are you trying to tell us Deanna?
DEANNA: I mean Lesley is going to tell Wesley that she's in love with him and he's going to tell her that he's in love with her.
WORF: Why would she fall in love with someone like Wesley?
DEANNA: Well Worf if you haven't noticed Wesley and Lesley are a lot alike.
WORF: Besides that their names rhyme.
DEANNA: Yes besides that.
JEAN-LUC: What do you mean, Deanna?
DEANNA: Well we all know how smart Wesley is about everything right?
RIKER: That's right.
DEANNA: Well Lesley is also just as smart as Wesley.
~Meanwhile Lesley and Wesley are just entering Ten Forward~
They walk over to a dark corner where no one can see them or hear them.
WESLEY: Lesley what do you need my help with?
LESLEY: Actually Wes I only said that to get you off of the bridge.
WESLEY: Ok what's the real reason you wanted to talk to me?
LESLEY: Well Wesley ever since I first met you yesterday I couldn't stop thinking about you. Also I'm (gulped) in love with you.
WESLEY: You'll in love with me?
LESLEY: Yes I am. I'll understand if you don't feel the same way about me.
WESLEY: Actually I'm in love with you too and I also couldn't stop thinking about you since I first met you yesterday.
LESLEY: You're in love with me, Wesley?
WESLEY: Yes I am. By the way why were you in Sickbay yesterday?
LESLEY: I needed to talk to your mother about my feelings about you.
WESLEY: That's the same reason why I need to talk to my mom when I entered Sickbay as you were leaving.
LESLEY: I guess great minds think alike.
WESLEY: Yeah I guess you're right.
Before Lesley could say anything Wesley pulled her close and kissed her passionately. They kissed for what seems like forever. A few minutes later Wesley broke the kiss.
LESLEY: WOW! You're a great kisser.
WESLEY: Thanks and so are you.
LESLEY: Thank you.
A few minutes later Lesley and Wesley decided to go to Sickbay to tell Beverly the news. As they entered Sickbay, Beverly looked up from what she was doing to see her son holding hands with Lesley. She stopped what she was doing and walked over to the two lovers.
BEVERLY: I can see that you two told each other your feelings for each other.
WESLEY: Yes we did, mom, and I couldn't be happier.
LESLEY: Me too.
Lesley sighed.
BEVERLY: What's wrong?
LESLEY: I wish that I could say the same thing about my sisters.
WESLEY: What about your sisters?
LESLEY: Well Georda is in love with Geordi and Dana is in love with Data.
BEVERLY: Isn't Dana in Android like Data?
LESLEY: Yes, yes she is. Why?
BEVERLY: I just thought that like Data that she is incapable of falling in love.
LESLEY: Well actually Dana is more human than you think.
WESLEY: Why is that?
LESLEY: Well she can sleep like us. Well she can pretty much do anything that we can do except that she is a lot stronger than we are and that she can read a lot faster than we can.
BEVERLY: So she has the ability to do what we can do and she has all the abilities that Data can do as well.
LESLEY: Yes that's true. As you may have noticed, Dana is a very unique Android.
BEVERLY: Why don't you guys go talk to Geordi and Data about how they feel about Georda and Dana.
WESLEY: I think I'll go talk to Geordi.
LESLEY: That's good because I wanted to go talk to Data.
BEVERLY: Well I suggest that you either tell both of them tomorrow or one of them tomorrow and the other one the day after tomorrow.
Later that night The Granger Triplets are in their beds dreaming about Wesley, Geordi and Data. Wesley is dreaming about Lesley with him in his quarters.

Chapter 3
Telling Geordi The Truth

The next day Wesley was on his way to talk to Geordi about Georda when he decided to see if Lesley wanted to go with him.
WESLEY: Les, I was wondering if you wanted to go with me to talk to Geordi about your sister Georda?
LESLEY: I would love to Wes. You really didn't have to ask.
WESLEY: I know that, but I just wanted to make sure.
So Wesley and Lesley made their way to Engineering where Geordi LaForge was at.
WESLEY: Geordi, Lesley and I was wondering if we can talk to you for a moment?
GEORDI: Sure, Wes. About what?
LESLEY: My sister, Georda.
GEORDI: You mean your beautiful sister.
LESLEY: You think she's beautiful.
GEORDI: Yes, just like you are Les.
LESLEY: (blushes) Thanks, Geordi.
GEORDI: You are one lucky guy, Wes.
WESLEY: Why?
GEORDI: Well you have one of the most beautiful girls on this ship as your girlfriend.
WESLEY: Thanks Geordi.
GEORDI: You're welcome.
WESLEY: So Geordi are you in love with Georda?
GEORDI: Yes, yes I am. But I'm afraid to tell her that I am.
WESLEY: Is it because you think that she won't feel the same way.
GEORDI: Yes that's why. How did you know that?
WESLEY: Well that was the case between Les and I but now look at us.
GEORDI: So are you saying that Georda might be in love with me?
WESLEY: You won't know unless you go and asked her.
GEORDI: I want to but I'm not ready to just yet.
WESLEY: You can ask her when you are ready to tell her. Then you will be just like Les and I.
An hour later Geordi told Georda to meet him in Ten Forward. Georda is just now walking into Ten Forward and then she spots Geordi and walks over to him.
GEORDA: Geordi, you wanted to talk to me about something?
GEORDI: Yes, yes I did.
GEORDA: What is it that you wanted to talk to me about?
GEORDI: Us.
GEORDA: (confused) Us? What about us?
GEORDI: Well ever since I first met you two days ago I couldn't stop thinking about you.
GEORDA: What are you talking about?
GEORDI: Well, Georda, I'm (gulped) in love with you.
GEORDA: Well, I'm also in love with you and also when I first met you I couldn't stop thinking about you.
Just then Geordi pulled Georda close and started kissing her passionately. They kissed for what seemed like forever. A few minutes later they broke the kiss.
GEORDA: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're a great kisser, Geordi.
GEORDI: Yeah so are you, Georda.
Later that night Wesley was in his bed dreaming about Lesley sleeping with him in his quarters. Lesley was in her bed dreaming about sleeping with Wesley in his quarters. Geordi was in his bed dreaming about Georda sleeping in his quarters. Georda was in her bed dreaming about sleeping with Geordi in his quarters. Data was in his quarters thinking about Dana. Dana was in her bed dreaming about Data.

Chapter 4
Telling Data The Truth

The next day Lesley was going to go talk to Data about her sister Dana and Wesley was already with her. When they found Data he was on the bridge.
JEAN-LUC: Wesley and Lesley may I help you with something?
LESLEY: Actually, I was wondering if I could borrow Data for a moment, sir?
DATA: (confused) Me?
WESLEY: Yes, Data you.
JEAN-LUC: Of course you may.
LESLEY: Thank you, Captain.
JEAN-LUC: You're welcome.
So Data went with Wesley and Lesley where they would be out of earshot of everyone.
DATA: So what is it that you wanted to talk to me about?
LESLEY: My sister, Dana.
DATA: Is it true that she is an Android just like me?
LESLEY: Yes she is Data.
WESLEY: Why?
DATA: Well she is the most beautiful girl Android I have ever seen. I know that I may be an Android myself and incapable of human feelings but I think that I am falling in love with Dana. I also think that I am afraid to tell her.
LESLEY: Is it because you think that she might not feel the same way about you?
DATA: Yes.
LESLEY: Data, there is something you need to know about my sister.
DATA: What is that?
LESLEY: My sister, Dana may be an Android like you but she is more human than you think.
DATA: What do you mean?
LESLEY: Well she has the abilities to do what we can do and she has all the abilities that you can do as well.
DATA: That is good to know. I did not know that about her.
WESLEY: Well now you do.
DATA: Do you think that I should tell her that I love her?
LESLEY: Yes you should. Only tell her if you are ready to tell her.
DATA: Well I am not ready just yet.
WESLEY: That's ok, Data you can tell her when you are ready just like Lesley said.
LESLEY: And when you do tell her than you'll be just like Wes and I and Geordi and my other sister Georda.
A few hours later Data and Dana were in Ten Forward talking to each other in a dark corner.
DATA: So Dana why did you want to talk to me?
DANA: Well Data, I just wanted to tell you that ever since I first met you three days ago I could not stop thinking about you?
DATA: What are you trying to tell me?
DANA: Well Data, the truth is I am in love with you.
DATA: I may be an Android and incapable of human emotions but I have too falling in love with you, Dana. I could not stop thinking about you when I first met you.
DANA: Data there is something I want you to do with me?
DATA: What is that?
DANA: I want you to kiss me now.
So Data leaned in with a little help from Dana and they kissed passionately. A few minutes later they broke the kiss.
DANA: WOW!!!! Data for an Android you are a great kisser.
DATA: So are you.
Later that night Wesley was in his bed dreaming about Lesley sleeping with him in his quarters. Lesley was in her bed dreaming about sleeping in Wesley's embrace. Geordi was in his bed dreaming about Georda sleeping with him in his quarters. Georda was in her bed dreaming about sleeping in Geordi's embrace. Data was in his quarters thinking about Dana being with him in his quarters. Dana was in her bed dreaming about sleeping in Data's embrace even though she knows that Data never sleeps.